it feels so empty without me.

[Miss Scandalous BHS ™]

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or yeah, maybe you don't, but you're gonna have to deal with my shit. because it's gonna be a long, long time before these stupid BS administrators get me off your network. so sit back, relax, and enjoy the slander.


now this looks like a job for me
'cause we need a little controversy ,

An Apology
Well, several. First of all, I'm sorry I've kept you hungry dogs from your gossip for so long! I know you missed me, and I'm sorry for taking such a long break, but I caught this dreadful cold. I'm thinking it's from Tai Masters, or I could have mistaken the snot on his hands for all the hairgel he uses in those spikes. The second apology is for William Weller, about spreading the gay thing around. After some deep contemplation, I've realized that it was wrong. But still true.

Sightings
I saw Miss Skylar Whitaker leaving an abortion clinic, after having a consultation with some of the doctors there. Apparently they won't abort the baby without the dad's permission, if they're in contact, and news is Brett Hills won't let her. EVEN THOUGH THE BABY IS NOT HIS. Now now, Skylar! That's not right what you did to Brett. Sleeping with another man in his own house at some party. I heard it was his dad. How disgusting. I've heard of a taste in older men, but not taste in forty-year-old men.

Carter Westwood was spotted leaving the nightclub late in the morning on hairgel-obsessed Tai Master's arm. He was apparently taking advantage of the girl, and I'm sorry to say her virginity was probably taken away that night. Not that I could have done anything to stop it. This girl is out of control. Drinking, drugs, cutting, and sex, apparently. A rumored bellybutton piercing has come to my attention, also. And ... she might not have been a virgin, Tai. I hear Sam Recke took that from her before leaving. What a pimp.

Now, just to break Carter Westwood's heart a little more, I saw Sam Recke wandering around town with Taylor Dale the other day, making out with her on the hood of his car. Ah, guess I just broke Max Travis's heart too. Mason Chaplin was also seen at the nightclub this weekend; more gay experimentation on the mind. So much for being in love with Cassie Hills, but maybe things are looking up for William Weller?

Pictures

Ooopsies! Katie Landry, our new comer, is apparently good friends with her crotch. In fact, she's so comfortable with it, she's fine with introducing him to some new buddies at Berlington! Nice stripes, Katie.


And finally, I have some eyecandy for you girls (William!). Junior Fountaine, upset about the recent rejection from Ashley Westwood, was seen swimming at the beach, and I couldn't resist. How do you feel about turning down that gorgeous bod now, Ash? You're an idiot.

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Skylar: Oh darling, I didn't take in account that second graders may not know the meaning of rape.

Taylor: Max should know that I care about him. BHS, that must be some fancy new term for bullshit?

[Tai Masters]

Tai: Ha, you think you're so fly, well I got news for you lil' one, i'm so outta your league, in fact, we're not even playing the same sport.

[` carter alyssa westwood]

Carter: I understand that I've been going off the edge lately, but I've been trying to bring myself back and you ahd no right to say that stuff about me. Tai is a very sweet guy, but we've never done anything like that. Just friends. And Sam Recke didn't do that to me either. I'm still a virgin, thanks.

[shameless]

Again, Your Not Being Truthful To Your Audience Sweetie, Im NOT Gay.
P.S: I've Seen Better Than Junior